Emily Brehob

There was a substitute teacher at my high school named Mr. Macropol. I think some kids long before us had made a joke about his name that REALLY GOT TO HIM, because he would always start class by introducing himself and explaining his name, emphasizing that "macro means big." Often that was where it ended, but a few times he really leaned on the "pol" (pole) part, such that it was clear that he was making implications about his penis. He shouldn't have been in front of a captive audience of high schoolers.